1. Tilapia
2. Fresh corn on the cob
3. Cheddar Biscuit
4. Strawberry Shortcake
5. Grapes
6. Cherries
7. Poptart (just the edges, I hate the middle, even when starving)
8. my child's leftover shortcake
9. Popcorn
10. bowl of cereal
Yes, I could eat you. I am STARVING!! No, not on a diet (stupid, stupid word)! I am just pre-menstruating. Does that happen to you?? I might die. Masher and Sophie look like big giant potroasts... Sick!! Sick and wrong. But, it would solve lots of my problems--no more doggie issues, my belly would be full and I could add to my food storage. I wonder if dogs have 'bacon' on them...?? Hmmm... bacon... if you'll excuse me I must find an axe...
11. BACON...
This is what they would look like in the oven. They are such cute potroasts..
2 comments:
you are sick, but really really funny. your life would be simpler if you would just eat them.
At night, I sit on the couch with my laptop and read your blog, and it ALWAYS makes me laugh out loud. Then Aaron will ask "what are you laughing at?" So I just tell him "I'm just reading Stacy's blog again...it's soooo funny!!!"
You are a funny girl. :)
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