LAZY

Could I love online shopping more?

No-I don't think I could.  

I am officially done with Christmas.  No more presents needed, thanks.

Love that I didn't move any part of my body except my fingers and LIKE MAGIC, my Christmas was done.  It seems a bit like cheating.  Pretty soon, we are going to be living like the humans in WALL-E.  Robots and computers running our world.  Sitting in a recliner, sipping a smoothie. 

Won't that be fabulous.? I hope someone invents a hovering recliner soon.  I may actually hover myself over to the grocery store and get some real milk for my family.  Well, actually, I probably wouldn't.  I would send my futuristic robot servant to the store for milk. 

Oh, wait.  I realized that Todd is like my own version of a WALL-E robot.  He has made all of my dreams come true- gets me real milk, puts gas in my car, fixes my disposal when I try to put too much stuff down it, etc.. I just need to get him busy on inventing the hovering recliner so my life will be truly complete and I can be fully LAZY all day long.  I don't think that is asking too much of my true love robot.  

HOLD THE PHONE! I just recognized that my life is not as full as I once thought.  I don't have a robot who will wrap all of my online presents that will soon arrive on my doorstep- crap!!  That is above Todd's capabilities-I tried that one Christmas.  Never again. I guess until I get my "wrapping presents" robot, I will have to depend on my sister-(daughter)-wife, Maddie.  

Yah! Disaster averted!

Once again, my life is complete.  

Me on vacation in a few years. Isn't it great.