Not only are we finding ourselves soon to be homeless, but my dear one is literally on his last leg. I mean, I don't think you can count that right leg as a leg. It is merely a small twig. My beefcake has lost his beef.. he is now merely a cake. A soft, white gooshie twinkie of a man.
He still has 2 weeks of non-weightbearing status which means more time spent on his knee go-cart (it is seriously such a turn-on to see him on this). Non-weightbearing status also means the "beef" will continue to disappear. Non-weightbearing status also means I will continue to be slightly manic and overly anxious and most-assuredly onery. Non-weightbearing status also means Todd will be super dee duper fun to be around. This man may never want to lay in bed again after the last 3 months of bed rest. That is OK, because I may decide that I deserve 3 months of bed rest.

Maybe his "beef" has been packed in one of the many boxes that line my fabulous entryway.

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3 comments:
Seriously, me will do ANYTHING to get out of moving! (kidding:)
Oops, that should have said MEN will do anything...duh!
I love your writing, you are seriously so funny! Keep up your sense of humor and I can't wait to hear what happens with the house. Stupid previous home owner. Does he think he is going to get it back?
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