Monday, August 23, 2010

Ode to Tanner










My sweetheart is 14.  Poor unfortunate soul had his birthday in a car driving to Newport.  Such a trooper though.

DEAREST TANNER,   

I am so blessed to be your mom, T-man.  You have the sweetest soul and I love you very much and I am so proud of you.  Thanks for being you and for being patient and loving and thoughtful and kind and humble and helpful and spiritual and responsible and all of the other wonderful things that make you YOU!

However, I really wish you would stop the growing up.  I don't like your mustache and teenaged muscles. I wish for the days when you used to need me to bandage owies and wipe away your milk mustaches.  I would prefer that you would still be playing in the sand box to playing full contact football.  Could you please give me a few more days of that tow-headed little 3 year old that is stuck in my mind?  As much as I loved that little 3 year old, I love you as a 14 year old even deeper, because you are still that 3 year old, only with a few more muscles and a bit more facial hair and several years of memories all added on.  You are still my little man, and you always will be.  I love you son!


Newport Life, Day 5

Ahem.. Luke your cuteness is showing.






Maddie spent more time in the sand than on her feet.
This was actually kind of impressive, she had just dove to bump the ball.
The ball went over the net, and someone hit it right back to her and she hit it again, from this position on her stomach in the sand. Went over the net even. 
Pretty cool.
Tanner with a wicked serve

Zany and Sadie playing on the beach 
while the silly adults go swimming in the frigid ocean

Our poor little ones were like a bunch of orphan children.
No toys, so they played "Bowden arrows" as Luke likes to call it.
Luke broke 3 hangers while we were there.
Such a menace.

Savannah, Daysha and Tanner on kitchen duty

The crazies going up to the roof on our spiral staircase of death.



Disneyland Drama

This post is more a journal entry for me.  You may or may not enjoy it.  You may or may not believe it.  But it is true.  And it happened to me.

We were having a perfect day going.  We had arrived at good time to the park for our first day.  It wasn't particularly hot day, nor was it terribly busy so we were on and off rides fairly quickly.  We had a system down that involved Brad G running all over both parks to get us fast passes (he is THE BEST!) and Lori G made sure we hit all of the best rides first.  

Good times until the evening... About 8 p.m., Todd decided he needed to go to the car to get our jackets for the new water show that was going to be starting soon.  I needed to take Luke to buy him his souvenir that he wanted.  So we both left the main group.  We had our cell phones and a plan (I thought).  Bad idea. Soon after leaving Todd, I tried to call his cell phone. No answer.  Todd always answers his phone.  Called again several times, rings and goes to voice mail. GREAT! I finally called his parents who were frustrated because they didn't know where I was and couldn't get a hold of Todd and they were worried we were not going to get seats to the fabulous water show.  But the biggest stress was that Todd forgot to take his ticket with him as he left the park, so he couldn't get back in to the park and had no way of calling us.  At one point, he called from our car phone which was in the parking structure, but the reception was horrible because he was on the bottom of the structure, so it didn't really help.  So Todd left the parking lot so he could contact us and then got lost in the Disneyland maze and couldn't get back in for quite awhile.  He was so stressed he had to pull to the side of the road and say a prayer to calm down and find his way back in to the parking lot.  He finally got back and parked the car and made his way back to the entry way and tried to talk the attendants into letting him in the park without his ticket.. So fun.  I must have just missed him, because I stood outside the entry way with his ticket for 20 minutes or so waiting for him to come.  Needless to say, everyone was slightly stressed and Todd missed all of the light show and I saw only about 5 minutes of it.  

After getting back together it took a few minutes for people to calm themselves and then we decided to buck up and have some more disneyland fun.  We took the kids to the Bugs Life 3D movie, which is hilarious and super fun, except if you are Sadie.  As noted in previous post, she had quite the scare. At one point in the show, big holes open up in the roof and huge ugly spiders are lowered down towards the audience.  I leaned over to look up and I think I knocked Sadie's glasses off her face, but they got caught in her hair and were just hanging there.  When she looked up to see what I was seeing and saw the spiders, and then felt something hanging from her hair and then looked out of the corner or her eye in a dark theater and saw this black thing on her shoulder, tangled in her hair, she literally FREAKED out.  She started convulsing and shaking her head and she threw those glasses 10 feet trying to get them off of her.  Those of us who saw it laughed so hard, but I had to control myself because she thought she had almost been eaten.  That was the one "ride" she said she didn't like and did not want to ever go in again. 

So we were all in a jolly mood after that fun movie. We walked out to where our strollers were parked and found one, but could not find the other... At this point, it was very late and there had only been a couple of other strollers parked at the stroller parking, and ours was gone.  STOLEN! AT THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH! I was freaking out because I couldn't remember what had been in the other stroller.  We knew Sadie's most favorite blankie was in it and some disneyland mementos, but I couldn't remember what else.  My stomach was sick and I was SO MAD!  All of a sudden, Maddie yells, "Hey, there it is! There is Sadie's blanket!" I look up and see a few hundred yard away, 2 teenaged girls with a stroller, one sitting in it, COVERING HERSELF WITH MY BABY'S BLANKET, and they other one getting ready to push her in it.  I tell you, I saw stars.  I think I could have outrun Marion Jones, even with her doing steroids.  I ran so fast, yelling all the way, "Hey! What are you doing? Stop!" Of course, the little minions had taken off running, but I caught them and put myself right in front of the stroller, grabbed Sadie's star blanket off the evil one and said "What are you doing with my stroller? Get out!!" What ensued will go down in history as one of the most memorable, maddening, frustrating and silly events of my life. These 2 girls could not speak English very well.. not kidding, they were troublemakers from Romania or Germany or somewhere like that.  They acted like it was no big deal that they took our stroller on a joy ride.  I pointed Luke's Buzz Lightyear gun at them as said "What do you  just think every stroller comes equipped with it's own gun and blanket for your use??" Our party (20 people at this point) surrounded them and called for security because they just didn't seem to be taking it very seriously, had these little smirks on their faces and were saying things like "et es no big thing.." "ve didn't know it".  In a very unchristianlike way, I said "Maybe you didn't know because you no speaky english?!" I was so MAD! Anywho.. after much waiting for security for 10 minutes or so, the foreigners decided I was really serious and they better apologize, so they did and I decided it wasn't worth my time to pursue. I had taken inventory and they didn't take anything, they were just dumb teenagers doing a dumb thing.  I am so glad we came out when we did because 10 seconds later and they would have been gone and Eagle Eye Maddie would never have seen them and I would never have hear the end of "I WANT MY STAR BLANKIE!" and "I WANT MY BUZZ GUN".  

So, my mother in law turned to me and said, "OK, that was #2 bad thing.  They say they come in threes, so be prepared for the next thing." We laughed.. Ha ha ha! Surely we will not have a number 3 in Disneyland.  

As we left the park a few minutes later, relatively unscathed, we laughed at the misfortunes and blunders of the last few hours. We reminisced about my red face as I defended my daughters blankie and rented stroller.  We gave thanks that everything turned out OK.  We climbed in our cars and pulled away from that Happiest Place feeling like we had dodged that last bullet, that number 3.  

Mother in law's cell phone rings as we are driving away.  She chuckles, gets off the phone and tells Todd to turn around.  Brad E (my brother in law) was calling to tell us his minivan battery was dead, someone had left an interior light on all day.  Back we went into that Happy place.  

#3 could have been worse I guess.

All in all, kind of a funny day.  


Disneyland by the Numbers

2 days

28 hours

1 bottle of sunscreen

4 stroller rentals

90 degrees.. thus,

18 drinks purchased at the fabulous Disneyland prices.. thus,

51 potty breaks.  We now know where every bathroom is in the park.  There was even twice on this trip that Luke COULD NOT make it to a bathroom and he had to pee in an empty water bottle. Worked well both times. Don't choke on your indignation.. we didn't have him pee in the bottle in Disneyland (just while in the parking lot).

6 princesses who personally greeted my princess

3 nervous breakdowns (Luke on Splash Mountain-BIG HILL, Sadie in the Bugs Life 3D movie-her 3D glasses fell off and were hooked on her hair and she thought that they were a big spider on her shoulder (sad, but funny) and of course, Todd while waiting for the Fairy Princess show to be over)

6 teenagers

3 Amazing grandparents

3 Tower of Terror rides (favorite ride of all time!!)

98 pictures

1 Belle ball gown in a size 3T worn for 14 hours straight.

22 Family members

Endless amounts of cash GONE

Endless amounts of memories MADE!


Gotta love those Grandies for taken us to Disneyland

Sadie on the Jungle Cruise

Daysha, Maddie, Sadie and Jada on the Jungle Cruise.

Luke and Dad on the Jungle Cruise.
Luke looks a little nervous.
He looked this way several times.
As much of a terror as he is, he really is rather wimpy about rides.

Some of the bunch as we were strolling
thru Tarzan's treehouse.

The 2 little monsters with their suckers that
Aunt Kelly bought them.

Daddy and Sadie getting off the Mark Twain ferry
while we went on Big Thunder Mountain

Belle waiting with her Daddy for her ride at Autopia

Luke insisted I take a picture of him posing..

Finding Nemo submarine ride

Aunt Kelly, Zania and Sadie on the Submarine

Sleeping Beauty and my little sweaty beauty (so hot that day!)

I was so excited to see Ariel. 
She was darling with Sadie.

 
"Princess and the Frog" Princess (can't remember her name)
Tatiana maybe??

Couldn't believe our luck to have the Grown-Up Belle Princess 
available to mentor my little Belle Princess..
She learned so much about how to tame beasts and talk to teacups, silverware, etc..

My princess on her princess seat

Snow White and Sadie

This princess was voted "Cheesiest" 
Gotta love Cinderella

Are you kidding me??
Cutest little rascals got worn out by all the fun...
This picture was taken in California Adventures.
If you go, you must get a shake at their shake stand.
We got the Blueberry Crumble and it was 
BY FAR
the best shake I have ever eaten.  In fact, we had to go back and get another one..

This was the kids favorite ride.  They rode it 6 or 7 times.
They laughed hysterically every time.
It also acted as some bizarre stimulant as they got completely
wired after riding it, even though it was near 11:00 p.m.

Luke doing his "disneyland dance"
Poor grandpa after 2 rides in row..


Sunday, August 8, 2010

I would love me some menopause..

I need salt.  I need sugar.  I need purple jumbo cotton womanly "popsicles"and some large sanitary napkins.  I need Midol. Then I need a hot pad and some hot cocoa.  Oh, yes, could I also get some chips and salsa?  How about some SPANX to hold my bloated mid-section in so I only look 4 months pregnant and not 8?  Could I please also get some soothing balm for my last nerve...? Oh, nevermind.. there it goes.  Last nerve, gone. Is there a technique in which one removes the 5 extra pounds of water weight that comes each month with the "gift"? I think I could also use some IV pain killers.  Could I get some fries with that IV? Could I maybe please get a vial of testoterone injected into my stomach to balance to estrogen pulsing through my poor body?  

Please, Mother Nature, just go away.  Find Father Time and get lost for a while.  Longer than 28 days, please.  Oh, you think you are so clever with your little monthly gift.  What ever happened to fruit of the month club?  

Stupid uterus. Hateful endometrium. Retched ovaries and annoying fallopian tubes. I curse you and your monthly visit.  You are like the visiting teacher from hell.  Thanks, I don't need the message this month! Could you just leave me some cookies and get off my porch!

I'm done now.  My rantings and furious typing has caused me alarming fatigue due to my current anemia and excessive blood loss.  

I'm laying down now.  

I'm fine. 

I'll be fine.

In 4 days.

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Saturday, August 7, 2010

SUGAR AND SPICE

Sometimes more spice than sugar, but I love 'em like that. 

My two girls, and several other bits of sweetness that I love.









































I love my spicy girls.  They get that spicy from their mom, I know.



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