Listen, people.
I watched Bambi, too.
I know this is sad.
But, we are carnivores.
That burger you're eating comes from an animal
that has feelings and eyes and a heart, too.
That bacon you love on Saturday mornings,
comes from an animal that likes to nap and nuzzle.
I feel a bit sad, however, my son was excited.
So, therefore, I am excited for him.
You can tell that this particular deer probably
was just entering his difficult pre-teen years,
but we are excited for his little 2 prongs.
Now I go to do the ceremonial dance and smoke the peace pipe
while my newly minted MAN SON eats a bite of the heart.
Once again, I am sorry Bambi.
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2 comments:
Ok, this is just not right. I've actually been very grossed out with meat as of lately and this little description of yours just made me go vegetarian.
what a man! way to go tanner!
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